Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Get Mad and Then Laugh.

Get ready to get mad then get ready to laugh. First up is the maddening article:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/09/21/AR2010092105872.html

This is absolutely as amazing as it is troubling. I'm not sure if I fault Stephen or the company. Certainly he must have known not reading the documents was both unethical and flat out wrong. But then the company should have had some review process that would have alerted them to what is taking place in their own company. What about both internal and outside auditors? Couldn't someone see the need for hiring more people? Are you mad after reading the article? If so, who are you mad at?

Typos. We all make them. One time I ordered letterheads and the printers didn't catch my gaffe. William J. Dahn, Certified Pubic Accountant. I'm now thrilled to learn that this typo is very common. I'm thinking the school district in the following article is taking more heat than I did. I got the letterheads reprinted before anyone saw them.

http://www.parentdish.com/2010/09/21/school-billboard-leads-to-pubic-er-public-humiliation/?icid=main%7Chtmlws-main-n%7Cdl3%7Csec3_lnk2%7C171958

I learned a new term from reading the article, type lice. It also amazed me that four people proof read the sign before it was put up. I do think I wouldn't be like some of the people in the article that were upset, I'd take it in stride. What would your reaction be if your school or company or organization that you were in charge of put up a billboard like the one in the above article? Laugh or kick butt?

That's all for today. Hope this finds you all in good spirits and having an enjoyable day. Your comments are always appreciated.

WHO AM I?

I was born in 1867 and died in 1919. I was a businesswoman, hair care entrepreneur and philanthropist. I made my fortune by developing and marketing a hugely successful line of beauty and hair products for black women. I was born with the same name as Bristol's Mom but changed in later. I was on of six children having one sister and four brothers. My parents were slaves to a parish farm owner. After both my parents died I moved in with my sister and her husband. I married Moses when I was fourteen years old to get a home of my own and to escape my brother-in-law's abuse. I had my daughter at age seventeen and my husband died when I was twenty after which I moved to the city where my brothers lived. I joined St. Paul African Methodist Episcopal Church, where I sang in the choir and where I was greatly influenced by women members. I married John at age twenty-seven and after nine years divorced him. At age thirty-nine I married for the third time, a newspaper sales agent but we made it only four years before divorcing. Like many women of my era I experienced hair loss. Because most Americans lacked indoor plumbing, central heating and electricity, they bathed and washed their hair infrequently. The result was scalp disease. I experimented with home remedies and products already on the market until I finally developed my own shampoo and an ointment that contained sulfur to make her scalp healthier for hair growth. I soon became known by my famous name and sold my products under that name throughout the U.S. While my daughter ran a mail order business from Denver, my husband and I traveled throughout the southern and eastern states settling in Pittsburgh. There we opened a college to train "hair culturists." I moved to Indianapolis, Indiana and established my headquarters and built a factory there. I began to lecture other black women and help them to build their own businesses. I also gave other lectures on black issues at conventions sponsored by powerful black institutions. At the biennial convention of the National Association Of Colored Woman (NACW) I was acknowledged for making the largest contribution to save the Anacostia (Washington, DC) house of abolitionist Frederick Douglass. I rose from poverty to become neighbors with John D. Rockefeller. I died at age fifty-one. At the time of my death I was considered to be the wealthiest African-American woman in America. I was known to be the first self-made female American millionaire. Among my honors was to be named one of the 100Greatest African Americans and was inducted into the Nation Women's Hall of Fame. If you don't know me by now know that I am listed in the Guinness Book of Records as the first woman to become a millionaire by my own achievements. Who Am I?

10 comments:

dona said...

Ok, been missing a couple days and I hate that as you always seem to have a post I really want to comment on. SO here we are and about the first article, yeah I am mad but I can't put my finger on exactly who I should be mad at. I am with you and think there should always be some kind of review process taking place for companies such as this, as there surely is always a Stephen working there.
Now I couldn't get past the second article as I couldn't get over you being a Certified Pubic Accountant. Just exactly what is it you do? Sorry it really cracked me up. Good move on having them reprinted before anyone saw them, bad move on telling us!! ;) I am sure there is a good joke in there somewhere.

Pat said...

Yes, angry-making. Is this the same Ally as Ally Bank, which promises higher-than-most interest rates? I'd fault the company, who was obviously overloading this guy and making it impossible to do his job properly.

Funny about the sign and about your letterhead, too. I hope you kept one or two, just for fun. It is truly amazing that four different people signed off on the message for the billboard. I wonder what it cost them to have it fixed.

Yesterday, I seemed to get involved in the articles and sort of missed commenting on your personal stuff. The IRS is after YOU??? That requires some further information! And so sorry about your computer crashing and your brakes. I hope you get some good breaks soonest!

Lady DR said...

You're right, the first article raised my ire. First, I blame the company. This one man was being required to accomplish an impossible task, given the numbers of cases he was required to review. I could hold him responsible for not pointing out that he was so overloaded, he couldn't do adequate reviews, but that would likely have gotten him fired and not changed anything. I'm sick, thinking about the numbers of people pushed out of their homes, when there have been no real reason or there were extenuating circumstances. When the issue is creating homeless families, I think "due dillegence" (sp?) is a minimum requirement and it doesn't appear that was the case. Who am I angry at? A system that relies on greed and ambition of a few, with no thought or compassion for the average guy who's doing the best he can with what he has to work with (or without work, in many cases).

Loved the typo story and your own admission. Needless to say, in 21 years as a free lance editor, I've seen some doozies (yet, I can make some myself and never see them). Kudos to the adv guy, who claimed all responsibility. Still, if it went through four other people, surely they share in that? I think I'd have to laugh, fix it as quickly as possible and issue some sort of public statement with a positive spin (like it's nice to know the public is interested in education?)

William J. said...

Hi Dona

We always miss you when you are gone. Miss The Shankster too. I guess sometimes a Pubic Accountant's job can be a little hairy.

I fault both Stephen and the company. If I was in that position I'd get behind before I'd lose my intergrity. Once you lose that you never get it bacn and if you do it is a very long process.

Bill

Mary said...

I'm with Pat, my eyes are bugging out thinking that the IRS is after you!!! Details please (if you feel like sharing them, of course).

I already told you my story about walking around the school with whiteout, correcting misused apostrophes on posters. If my school put up a sign like that, I would be furious at the lack of proofreading. Because I am right here and willing to do it for them!

Yesterday, I got an email with a newsletter from my company. The national corporate communications department, and there were three typos in three pages. It is to weep.

William J. said...

Hi Pat

It is the same Ally. I'm going with both the company and the employee. I'd get behind or quit before I'd cheat.

I got rid of all the letterheads, it was at a time in my life I didn't want to show off my mistakes in public.

The IRS says I owe over ten grand. It has to do with a withdrawal from an IRA. I withdraw from an IRA to invest in my niece's and sister's business. I rolled it over into a self-directed IRA and then the Self-directed IRA bought the partnershp interest. The people didn't fill out the self-directed IRA papers properly. Which makes it even worse is I lost the investment of 50K so I am being asked to pay takes on a loss. I can only write the loss off at 3K a year and I already am there due to my aunt's estate. I have some options that I am checking out. If I use those options I may be able to get out of it. The intent was a rollover so my first response will start there which will give me more time to come up other options. The self-directed people are out of business to which makes it even more complicated because they can't correct their error.

On the billboard I was shocked that one of the four people didn't see it and also wondered what
wonder what it cost them to have it fixed.

Bill

William J. said...

Hi DR

You, Pat, and DR blame the company, I blame both the company and the employee and if they had auditors the auditors. Most banks are required to be audited so I think there is some liability for an accounting firm somewhere in there. Enron caused the accounting firm of Arthur & Anderson to go broke. If some outside accounting firm didn't catch this they will pay. It is awful thinking of the number of people made homeless for no legitimate reason.

I think it is extremely hard to see your own typos. I also loved the guy who tool the responsibilit and I agree with you that one or all of the proof readers should have stood up to share the blame.
I think you missed your calling, you would be a great PR person.

Bill

William J. said...

Hi Mary

See message to Pat, it is kind of the perfect storm but I will figure a way out or least I hope I will.

I loved the story of you walking arund the scholl correcting the misused apostrophes. Its' charming.

It is interesting that the four proofreaders missed it, they must be pretty bad at their jobs. I'm all for them hiring you.

The typos in an email from a corporat communications department would have bothered me too. I'd be tempted to correct them and send it back to them. But if you do that you do risk that in the future they will want you to do the proofreading.

Bill

Pat said...

Oh, wow, Bill! All this hassle and you lost the investment, too? I'm so sorry!

But I didn't quite understand. I'm sure Mary does. Does self-directed mean an IRA that you can invest however you want by yourself? I had never heard of that. I guess I supposed you could do that anyway, though I've never tried to. So you have to have a special IRA and roll the money into it from a regular one?

If the paperwork got screwed up, it seems to me that the intention should have been clear anyway. I'll hope that's the case and that the IRS buys that explanation.

William J. said...

Hi Pat

A self-directed IRA is just like a regular IRA except you manage it yourself. You do need an agency to hold it for you. You can invest in most things but some things aren't allowed like precious medals, gold and silver for instance.

Bill