Cable Bills, Amazing Rescues, & Weird Tax Deductions

An update on my friends Mark and Sandra. She made it to UC San Diego Medical Center and exploratory surgery is planned for today. Your prayers vibes and good thoughts are working so keep them up.

How much would pay for a cable TV bill? If would pass out if I got the following bill:

http://www.switched.com/2011/03/28/daniel-devirgilio-gets-16-million-time-warner-bill/?icid=main%7Chp-laptop%7Cdl13%7Csec3_lnk1%7C207785

Nothing better than an incredible rescue story for a Wednesday:

http://www.aolnews.com/2011/03/29/florida-woman-trapped-in-sinkhole-throws-cellphone-for-help-in/

Even better for me than a good rescue story are outrageous things people try to deduct on their tax returns. And sometimes get away with it:

http://www.walletpop.com/2011/03/30/write-off-your-chest-implants-outrageous-tax-deductions-the-irs/

I did the tax return once for an exotic dancer and wrote off her breast implants because her income doubled (what does that say about us men?). I followed a court case that was one by the once famous Carol Doda that allowed the deduction.

What would you do if you got a several million dollar cable bill, were gardening and all of sudden disappeared, and what would you really like to deduct on your tax return? You can also comment on anything else you wish to.

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