Laughter

I think we all need to laugh more so I am declaring today joke day on the blog. Post jokes here. Who knows you may catch me in a week moment and I may give a prize for the best jokes. They can be groan jokes like:

Do you know how to make a Swiss Roll? Push him down the Alps.

Or they can be from a comedy routine of one of your favorite comedians. Like from Larry the Cable Guy, these are curtesy of Kaye:

1.) On the other hand, you have different fingers.

2.) 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

3.) He who laughs last, thinks slowest

4.) Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

5.) Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

6.) How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

Or it can be a bumper sticker that you saw like the following:

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

And what about personal stories? Surely you have had funny things that have happened to you in your life. Now is the time to share them.

OK, it is your turn to make us laugh and maybe win a prize!