When I was going through my self-discovery period in the great city of Los Angeles, California I always went out to celebrate the end of the year and the beginning of the New Year. Many celebrations didn't go exactly as we planned. Once ending up in a Hells Angels bar in a suit. Another time twenty of us took the celebration from her house down to the closest bar, where when I walked in I was gree...ted by a dude in nice evening gown who promptly said "should I kiss you or your date?". Since moving to Portland my New Year's Eve tradition is the boring man's threesome. That's the plan for tonight, Diet Coke, Pizza, and a movie.
I will be at Mom's tonight. My night so sister and her husband can celebrate. I'm looking forward to it in a weird way. Calm New Year's Eve, Calm New Year.
Speaking of traditions:
If I were going to a party I would probably pick one of these:
And things that I am not going to do at the stroke of midnight tonight.
HAPPY NEW YEARS TO YOU ALL. MAY 2013 BE BETTER THAN 2012 AND BRING YOU JOY, LOVE, SUCCESS, GOOD FOOD, GOOD FRIENDS, AND THE ANSWER TO YOUR DREAMS